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Samuel L Ipsum

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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

Now that there is the Tec-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is advertised as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they’re actually proud of that shit.

My money’s in that office, right? If she start giving me some bullshit about it ain’t there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, I’m gonna shoot you in the head then and there. Then I’m gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is. She gonna tell me too. Hey, look at me when I’m talking to you, motherfucker. You listen: we go in there, and that nigga Winston or anybody else is in there, you the first motherfucker to get shot. You understand?

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Cupcake Ipsum – Sugar-coated Lorem Ipsum Generator

Für die Zuckersüßen und alle, denen Lebowski Ipsum zu vulgär ist, gibt es jetzt den “Cupcake Ipsum Generator“:

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Lebowski Ipsum Blindtextgenerator

Nach dem Bacon Ipsum kommt jetzt der Blindtextgenerator für alle Lebowski-Fans: Lebowski Ipsum! Das kommt sicher richtig gut in stocksteifen Kundenprojekten, wenn der Marketingchef ein Businesskasper mit Stock im Arsch ist:

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Copy the Lebowski Ipsum filler, dude!

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