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Bavaria Ipsum – Ein bairischer Blindtextgenerator

Jo mei is des schee:

Bavaria ipsum dolor sit amet auffi i hab an, des is a gmahde Wiesn Gschicht. O’ha Spuiratz vui huift vui Gaudi Prosd baddscher o’ha, Ledahosn: Bitt mim Radl foahn um Godds wujn und glei wirds no fui lustiga so schee Wurscht Leonhardifahrt i hob di liab. Hallelujah sog i, luja und no a Maß geh owe Broadwurschtbudn de oamoi. Sog i Brodzeid dahoam, schüds nei a Prosit der Gmiadlichkeit: Mim Radl foahn da, hog di hi Xaver Resi! Sog i unbandig gschmeidig bittschön, gscheckate i hob di liab. Heid gfoids ma sagrisch guad wos Zidern jo leck mi Sauwedda gor Guglhupf luja Kneedl zwoa. Zidern gscheid spernzaln a ebba luja i de Sonn etza. Wui do legst di nieda ned woar, kummd i hob di narrisch gean. Hi zünftig Gstanzl des muas ma hoid kenna, Greichats wui is ma Wuascht fei oa Graudwiggal a so a Schmarn? Wos i bin a woschechta Bayer Watschnpladdla aasgem, Engelgwand wolpern. Kummd Landla Foidweg de, ned Resi Hendl! Fensdaln Steckerleis wann griagd ma nacha wos z’dringa jedza blärrd liberalitas Bavariae jo mei is des schee weida.

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Cupcake Ipsum – Sugar-coated Lorem Ipsum Generator

Für die Zuckersüßen und alle, denen Lebowski Ipsum zu vulgär ist, gibt es jetzt den “Cupcake Ipsum Generator“:

Cupcake ipsum dolor sit amet lemon drops marzipan chocolate. Sugar plum dessert I love halvah candy canes. Marzipan halvah tart chocolate bar. Chocolate I love tart. Sweet roll I love tart. Marshmallow cake cookie wafer marshmallow cupcake tiramisu pudding. Chupa chups applicake icing powder cupcake fruitcake icing chupa chups sugar plum. Jelly jelly muffin brownie powder marshmallow toffee. I love apple pie toffee cheesecake macaroon muffin I love I love gummies. I love cupcake sugar plum marzipan topping gummi bears apple pie pudding. Pastry cupcake lemon drops carrot cake carrot cake sweet roll jelly cake. Icing tiramisu tart gummies. Caramels I love chupa chups sesame snaps marshmallow. Pastry jelly beans jelly-o cake jelly.

Marzipan sugar plum candy. Biscuit candy muffin cotton candy I love macaroon jelly beans. Soufflé cotton candy toffee topping cookie candy canes carrot cake toffee. Chocolate bar jelly-o powder liquorice dragée cake sugar plum I love powder. Dragée gingerbread candy canes chocolate cake carrot cake. Danish apple pie biscuit danish soufflé wafer sweet roll applicake biscuit. Gummi bears biscuit muffin powder bonbon toffee. Gummies I love jelly. Wafer pudding cake I love jujubes cupcake bear claw faworki. Caramels marshmallow wafer topping. Cheesecake oat cake cotton candy chocolate bar marshmallow. Pie croissant cake I love toffee I love. Halvah chocolate cake applicake candy chocolate bar.

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